Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Robber Dressed as Gumby Almost Arrested For The Fumbles:
From Denny: Talk about the bumbling robber and hilariously funny. This silly guy goes into a San Diego 7-Eleven gas station store to rob them and the clerk refused to take him seriously. (Full story here.)
The Gumby Robber asked first for Marlboro cigarettes. The clerk thought it was a prank and he had been punked.
He didn't know who the 1950's Gumby cartoon character was and described Gumby to police later as "a weird greenish version of Spongebob Square Pants."
The clerk told the robber, "I don't have time for this. I'm cleaning right now."